Ten Commandments Updated

New Nashville, TN - Official Imperial Spiritual Advisor, Rev. Robertson, declaring the Ten Commandments to be “seriously outdated,” has updated it to reflect the values of the Empire. The sixth commandment (for Protestants; fifth for Catholics) has been altered. Previously it read “Thou shalt not kill.” It now reads “Thou shalt not kill, except Venezuelan Communists.”

Says Robertson, “I think if God had foreseen the advent of Communists in Venezuela, he would have written the sixth commandment this way.”

Emperor Bush VI, taking time out from his official function of vacationing, agreed, stating “I trust that I speak through God, and I believe God would have written it this way.”

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