New Denver, CO - The Spending Committee And Monetary Services (SCAMS) department is introducing a new dollar this week, picturing the Emperor sporting smart new clothes.
For the next two months, old dollars can be exchanged for new dollars at the rate of 500 old dollars to one new dollar.
Regular introduction of new currency is part of the Empire's ongoing efforts to keep inflation under control.
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