New Washington, D.C. - Thanks to the determined negotiating efforts of Emperor Bush VI and Imperial Ambassador Princess Rice, the Empire may soon enter into a cease-fire agreement with the evil African-Arabian-Australian-Canadian-Chinese- European-Indian-Mexican-Russian-South American Union (AAACCEIMRSAU).
The AAACCEIMRSAU has repeatedly meddled in the affairs of the Empire, particularly in Iraq, where it has covertly armed and trained the insurgents fighting to drive the Empire out of Iraq. The cease-fire agreement won’t affect the situation in Iraq, but will bring a halt to hostilities in parts of old Europe, where the Empire was forced to retaliate for recent regulatory oppression by the AAACCEIMRSAU against Empire businesses.
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